The phenomenon that is the selfie shows no sign of abating. If anything, it’s getting worse, as a new gadget has been invented that allows users to take ‘selfies’ of the inside of their vaginas.
The Svakom Gaga Intimate View Endoscopy Vibrator is designed for people who are curious to see what happens to Cupid’s cupboard during the throes of passion. Does the honeypot spasm uncontrollably, do actual sparks fly from the nappy dugout, or does a lady’s juicebox just sit there, doing absolutely nothing?
The answer may lie in this plastic purple shaft. Resembling any normal sex toy, it is fitted with a video camera on the end, plus LED lights to illuminate its path. What’s more, it’s even compatible with Facetime, so you can stream video of whatever’s inside you to your PC or Mac via the USB port at the bottom, and then broadcast the contents of your love tunnel to the Internet for interested parties to lose their lunch over enjoy.
The Svakom Gaga Intimate View Endocsopy vibrator measures 4 inches in insertible length, 3.2 inches in girth, is rechargeable and is waterproof — it’ll resist the elements of any love canal and you can use it in the bath or shower, but we don’t recommend doing so whilst it’s connect to a PC — not unless the thought of being electrocuted to death is an unfulfilled fantasy.
How much to take selfies of beaver alley? A cool £119, to you. Head on over to Lovehoney.com to buy one for yourself and do let us know how you get on.*
*Please don’t.
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